Bigger Bonus, More Tickets
My bonus structure is based on the tickets I closed. Yesterday a coworker's keyboard stopped working. He filed a ticket. Instead of replacing it, I stole the keyboard from the receptionist's desk and gave it to him. Now the receptionist filed another ticket: "My keyboard is missing." The more tickets I close, the bigger my bonus. Unplugging my manager's printer next.
A muscular smiling GigaChad stands behind a screenshot of a post describing an employee who creates and closes support tickets by moving office equipment around. The joke is that the employee artificially increases his bonus by causing more problems, ending with plans to unplug his manager’s printer; people send it as an absurd reaction to gaming metrics or workplace incentives. EN: A muscular smiling GigaChad stands behind a screenshot of a post describing an employee who creates and closes support tickets by moving office equipment around. The joke is that the employee artificially increases his bonus by causing more problems, ending with plans to unplug his manager’s printer; people send it as an absurd reaction to gaming metrics or workplace incentives.
- @gentoomemes / 18794 2025-10-02
- Template
- GigaChad
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- image
- Size
- 593×800 · 68.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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