Mathematician Bathroom Scale
Mathematician: Bathroom scale. Don’t 👏 put 👏 a 👏 scale 👏 in 👏 the 👏 bathroom 👏 and 👏 not 👏 expect 👏 me 👏 to 👏 weigh 👏 myself 👏 before 👏 and 👏 after 👏 pooping 👏 to 👏 calculate 👏 how 👏 big 👏 my 👏 poop 👏 was 👏 then 👏 chart 👏 those 👏 findings 👏 so 👏 I 👏 can 👏 determine 👏 my 👏 average 👏 poop 👏 size 👏 Engineer: Just shit on the scale dumbass
A Reddit-style meme contrasts a mathematician, who proposes weighing himself before and after pooping to calculate and chart his average poop size, with an engineer’s blunt practical solution: just shit on the scale. The joke mocks overcomplicated mathematical analysis and celebrates a crude shortcut. EN: A Reddit-style meme contrasts a mathematician, who proposes weighing himself before and after pooping to calculate and chart his average poop size, with an engineer’s blunt practical solution: just shit on the scale. The joke mocks overcomplicated mathematical analysis and celebrates a crude shortcut.
- @gentoomemes / 17269 2025-05-14
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