War Crimes in Programming

war crimes in programming To write "Hello, world!" in C#, you can use the following code: using System; class HelloWorld { static void Main() { Console.WriteLine("Hello, world!"); } } *:hover { display: none; } res.sendStatus(409) String keyword) JavaScript float delta = b*b - 4*a*c; float x1; float x2; if (delta > 0) { x1 = (float) ((-b + Math.sqrt(delta)) / (2*a)); x2 = (float) ((-b - Math.sqrt(delta)) / (2*a)); out.println("Having twin qb 2 naplta"); } else if (delta == 0) {

A video titled “war crimes in programming” rapidly cycles through increasingly questionable code examples: a basic C# Hello World program, a loading-heavy console program, CSS that hides an element on hover, an HTTP 409 response, an absurdly long JavaScript-style identifier, the JavaScript logo, an Excel spreadsheet full of repetitive formulas, and messy quadratic-equation code. The joke treats ugly, inefficient, or confusing programming practices like horrifying war crimes, while ominous music and rumbling sound effects make the harmless code feel like a dramatic horror montage. It works as a reaction to cursed code, technical debt, or seeing a programmer make an unforgivable implementation choice.

• @gentoomemes / 16429 2025-03-14