Tinder Date Is Seven Feet Tall

Text on the meme

Finding out my Tinder Date is 7 FEET TALL 🤯😳⬆️❤️ Knocking! Look at the height difference. I don't wanna go on a date What the hell are Conzuri’s? 3 inches taller. I had to Ehh.. faster!

What it means

A short man meets his extremely tall Tinder date in a hotel hallway and is stunned by their dramatic height difference. He initially refuses the date, then measures her shoes and realizes they add only a few inches; the punchline is that she is genuinely enormous, so he asks her to move faster while walking together.

Speech

Can I help you? It's Macy from Tinder. Alright, aren't you dated? You just look different. How? I don't know. Look at the height difference. You're like seven feet tall. No, Macy, I'm not saying that's being mean. It's just you didn't tell me that. No, I don't want to go on a date because I'm short. You're not short. You just like the lean down. I'm not short though. Look at this. I'm wearing Concerys. What the hell are Concerys? My shoes! This is how tall I actually am. I am short. I'm 6 feet. Can we just get on your back?

Objects

short muscular man / невысокий мускулистый мужчина very tall woman / очень высокая женщина hotel hallway / коридор отеля open apartment door / открытая дверь квартиры black door / чёрная дверь carpeted floor / пол с ковровым покрытием ceiling light / потолочный светильник white tank top / белая майка gray sweatpants / серые спортивные штаны gray dress / серое платье black corset belt / чёрный корсетный пояс black thigh-high stockings / чёрные чулки до бедра black high heels / чёрные туфли на высоком каблуке baseball cap / бейсболка white sneaker / белый кроссовок height difference / разница в росте walking together / прогулка вместе