RTX 5090 Rectal X-Ray

Pelvis AP Patient: Unknown Accession #: 5090-RECT Date: 2025-09-22 Time: 14:37 Findings: RTX 5090 graphics card visualized within rectum. No evidence of wire-induced perforation (at time of imaging). Clinical correlation recommended. GEFORCE RTX 5090

A pelvic X-ray humorously shows an RTX 5090 graphics card inside the rectum, presented like a genuine medical radiology report. The joke exaggerates the desire to obtain an expensive Nvidia GPU by depicting someone inserting it into their body, making this useful as an absurd reaction to GPU obsession, shortages, or extreme hardware enthusiasm.

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