Perfectly Qualified Truck Driver
“I have a shipment I need delivered quickly, monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and Covid. “Ok saar I am not certified driver yet saar, I may crash truck.” “You’re perfect.” BREAKING: Truck hauling monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID overturns on high...
A fake social-media post describes hiring an uncertified driver to transport monkeys infected with several diseases, followed by a breaking-news screenshot reporting that the truck overturned. The joke is that the driver's dangerous lack of qualifications is treated as ideal for an absurdly hazardous shipment. EN: A fake social-media post describes hiring an uncertified driver to transport monkeys infected with several diseases, followed by a breaking-news screenshot reporting that the truck overturned. The joke is that the driver's dangerous lack of qualifications is treated as ideal for an absurdly hazardous shipment.
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- @eternalclassic / 78022 2025-10-30
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- image
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- 599×800 · 88.9 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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