I Can't Do Anything Anymore

I've been feeling really hopeless lately and it scares me Which pizza is better? Which Slice Is Superior? CHICAGO NEAPOLITAN DETROIT CLASSIC NYC No, I’m such a fuck up could you eat this in 4 minutes for $100,000? honestly with everything going on in my life i don’t really care Pancakes or waffles? Probably couldn't eat a single one because I'm fucking useless and I always let everyone down how many such slices can you eat? They can all fucking go. Idc anymore. Everyone leaves me This one is hard.. y'all probably wouldn't like my answer 🥺 Pancakes French Toast One Has To Go. Waffles Cinnamon Rolls Nevermind i can't do that. I can't do anything. How do I fit this in my banner

The clip rapidly cycles through darkly humorous social-media posts where ordinary food-choice questions—pizza, a baked potato, pancakes or waffles, cake, and breakfast foods—trigger increasingly hopeless, self-deprecating answers. It ends with someone asking how to fit a large dog into a banner, paired with “I can't do anything,” turning everyday indecision into exaggerated existential despair. Slowdive’s melancholic song “Dagger” makes the sequence feel emotionally heavy and ironically dramatic, as if trivial food polls are devastating life crises.

♪ Slowdive — Dagger

• @deenya_md / 25143 2026-04-12