Coffee Only Gets You to Baseline
Logging onto X the everything app and feeling my neural pathways develop Coffee has gotten weaker. Used to be that a cup of coffee would energize you like crazy. Back when I first started, the coffee was so high quality that it would almost get you “high.” It felt like a legitimate psychotropic. Now coffee only gets you to baseline. It changed. Everyone blames the coffee, but have we considered the mugs? Wow. No. No, I haven’t. Wow.
A screenshot of an X post showing a nested conversation about coffee becoming less effective, followed by the absurd suggestion that the mugs might be responsible. The punchline is the deadpan realization that nobody considered the mugs, making it a reaction to overthinking a simple problem. EN: A screenshot of an X post showing a nested conversation about coffee becoming less effective, followed by the absurd suggestion that the mugs might be responsible. The punchline is the deadpan realization that nobody considered the mugs, making it a reaction to overthinking a simple problem.
- @memetutorial / 20135 2026-01-10
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- absurd, deadpan
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