Britain Reclaims America

Britain should repurchase America. After all, it was ours once, and it would enhance our North Atlantic security. If you don’t sell it to us, President Trump, we’re going to impose tariffs on the U.S. and any country who supports you in resisting this very good deal. Fair? Nice larp Piers, but we could take over Britain within 48 hours if we wanted and there is nothing you could do about it. Luckily for you, we are sick and tired of invading Islamic nations. Язык твита: английский, переведено с помощью Google Хорошая ролевая игра, Пирс, но мы могли бы захватить Британию в течение 48 часов, если бы захотели, и ты ничего не смог бы с этим поделать. К счастью для тебя, нам надоели вторжения в исламские страны.

A screenshot of a social-media exchange shows Piers Morgan joking that Britain should repurchase America, followed by a commentator claiming the United States could conquer Britain within 48 hours. The punchline is that Americans supposedly refrain only because they are tired of invading Islamic countries, parodying U.S. foreign policy and imperial bravado. EN: A screenshot of a social-media exchange shows Piers Morgan joking that Britain should repurchase America, followed by a commentator claiming the United States could conquer Britain within 48 hours. The punchline is that Americans supposedly refrain only because they are tired of invading Islamic countries, parodying U.S. foreign policy and imperial bravado.

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