The Tiniest Dick Ever
dick HP 49 / 49 Normal 3.08 kg 0.21 m Type Weight Height 113012 STARDUST Wh-whoa. That's the tiniest dick I've ever seen!
An Eevee nickname screen shows the Pokémon named “dick,” with a Pokémon GO trainer character reacting in shock: “That’s the tiniest dick I’ve ever seen!” The joke comes from treating the small Pokémon’s low height as an explicit anatomical measurement, making it a crude reaction meme for something comically tiny.
Eevee / ИвиPokémon GO status screen / экран характеристик Pokémon GOanime-style male trainer / мужчина-тренер в стиле анимеblack and yellow jacket / чёрно-жёлтая курткаwhite speech bubble / белое облако репликиgame statistics / игровая статистикаHP bar / шкала HPgreen interface / зелёный интерфейсsmall creature / маленькое существо数字 display / цифровое отображение
- @sbunem / 115284 2025-10-12
- Type
- image
- Size
- 640×800 · 47.2 KiB
- Mood
- crude, absurd
- Language
- en
- Added
