Boss Asks You to Scream

I know you have no mouth but we're really shortstaffed so you have to come scream tomorrow

A boss sends a text message asking an employee with no mouth to come in and scream tomorrow because the workplace is short-staffed. The joke treats a likely silent or mouthless character as an ordinary employee and applies absurd workplace expectations to them, making it useful as a reaction to unreasonable work demands. EN: A boss sends a text message asking an employee with no mouth to come in and scream tomorrow because the workplace is short-staffed. The joke treats a likely silent or mouthless character as an ordinary employee and applies absurd workplace expectations to them, making it useful as a reaction to unreasonable work demands.

• @dustinthehead / 27433 2025-08-14