Speedrunner Orders an Iced Latte

speedrunner: hi i'd like an iced latte barista: what kind of milk would you like, 2% or whole? speedrunner: any% is fine, whatever's fastest barista: wtf r u talking about barista: ok... and your name? speedrunner: A barista: literally just the letter A? A: yea having a one character save file makes the dialogue text scroll faster during cutscenes barista: im calling the cops barista: i have an iced latte for A ready speedrunner: *somersaults up to the counter frame perfectly* thanks! barista: ...have a good day speedrunner: *repeatedly jumping backwards into the glass door behind him at alarming speed* YOU TOO... YOUT-YOU-YOU-Y-YOU????

A speedrunner orders a latte using video-game speedrunning terminology, then explains that a one-character save file makes dialogue scroll faster. He behaves like a glitchy game character, performing a perfect somersault and repeatedly jumping into the glass door, while the confused barista considers calling the cops. The meme is used as a reaction to obsessive optimization, gaming logic applied to real life, or bizarre chaotic behavior.

• @memetutorial / 11239 2018-08-01