Allergic to Small Talk
I wish there was a ribbon you could wear to alert store greeters that you don’t want to be “greeted.” It’s so fucking brutal this time of year. Six different people just wished me a Merry Xmas at BCBG. I’m a Jew and, more importantly, allergic to small talk. How about one of these bad boys?
A Twitter screenshot shows Corinne Kaplan joking that she wishes she could wear a ribbon warning store greeters not to talk to her. She complains about being wished Merry Christmas despite being Jewish and says she is allergic to small talk; the reply humorously suggests a conspicuous ribbon or badge as the solution. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to unwanted holiday greetings, retail interactions, or social awkwardness.
Twitter post / пост в Twitterwoman’s profile photo / фотография женщины в профилеtext post / текстовый постreply tweet / ответный твитChristmas reference / упоминание Рождестваribbon / лентаstore / магазинstore greeter / сотрудник магазина, приветствующий покупателейprofile avatars / аватары профилей
- @dustinthehead / 23134 2024-10-26
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- Twitter screenshot
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- sarcastic, awkward
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