The Tall Skinny Figure Lied

The tall skinny figure has thrown the oats at ME. I have observed many things. And from my experiences... They will do terrible things in that shed, brother. And you shall be left behind in the mud with your backwards ideas. They will spare your life, brother. I will not trust your lies.

Two hand-drawn pigs stand nose-to-tail while one warns the other about a tall skinny figure, terrible things in a shed, and being left behind in the mud. The other pig dismisses these warnings and insists the figure will spare its life, only to end with distrust of the first pig’s lies. Background music gives the absurd exchange a dramatic, ominous, mock-serious feeling, making the pigs’ bizarre conspiracy sound like a solemn prophecy. EN: Two hand-drawn pigs stand nose-to-tail while one warns the other about a tall skinny figure, terrible things in a shed, and being left behind in the mud. The other pig dismisses these warnings and insists the figure will spare its life, only to end with distrust of the first pig’s lies. Background music gives the absurd exchange a dramatic, ominous, mock-serious feeling, making the pigs’ bizarre conspiracy sound like a solemn prophecy.

Brother may I have some oats? No, I am starving brother as am I brother the tall skinny figure has thrown the oats at me Me brother. I believe they have taken a liking to be no brother I have seen this before I have observed many things You truly are despicable brother. I will not trust your lies.

• @dustinthehead / 22023 2024-08-21