Kratos Wants Sex

GOOOOOOOOODS!!! Stay back, Palutena! This monster massacred all of our friends!!! WHY?! WHY ARE YOU HERE, KRATOS?!!! Oh Heavens, how tragic!!! Its seems the only way to survive now is if I sacrifice my body! Oh no!! Begone Wench!!! W...wha- SEX SEX

Kratos dramatically roars before a comic sequence featuring Palutena and Pit from Kid Icarus. Palutena pretends that sacrificing her body is the only way to survive, then rejects Pit and is startled when Kratos appears; the final absurd “SEX” reveal turns the melodramatic scene into a crude reaction meme. Gerard Marino’s “Rage of Sparta,” an intense orchestral video-game battle track, amplifies Kratos’s over-the-top entrance and makes the punchline feel grandiose and ridiculous. EN: Kratos dramatically roars before a comic sequence featuring Palutena and Pit from Kid Icarus. Palutena pretends that sacrificing her body is the only way to survive, then rejects Pit and is startled when Kratos appears; the final absurd “SEX” reveal turns the melodramatic scene into a crude reaction meme. Gerard Marino’s “Rage of Sparta,” an intense orchestral video-game battle track, amplifies Kratos’s over-the-top entrance and makes the punchline feel grandiose and ridiculous.

Hi, Paulina! This monster's massacred all of our friends! Why? Why are you here, Kratos? TURN! SIT! Oh heavens, how tragic. It seems the only way to survive now is to sacrifice my body. Oh no. BEGONE WHICH? Oh.

♪ Gerard Marino — Rage of Sparta

• @dustinthehead / 21460 2024-07-15