Evolution of DevOps Dinosaurs

OPS • PRIMORDIAL, PROTOZOIC • BORN IN THE SWAMPS OF PERL • OPERATES IN A SINGLE-CELL SILO • SURPRISINGLY RESILIENT DevOps • A CROSS-FUNCTIONAL MARVEL • VASTLY INCREASED AGILITY • SECRETLY JUST A BUNCH OF SINGLE CELLS THAT HAVE LEARNED NOT TO KILL EACH OTHER DevSecOps • MORE ADVANCED, MORE PARANOID • SECURITY IS AUTOMATED RIGHT INTO ITS DNA • KNOWS THAT SHARED RESPONSIBILITY IS THE ONLY ESCAPE FROM FOSSILIZATION DevSecMLOps • WHAT EVEN IS THIS? • IS IT A FISH WITH FEET? • WE SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE IT ALONE FOR A FEW MILLION YEARS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TriceratOps • DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR ORG STRUCTURE • VULNERABLE ONLY TO DIRECT METEOR STRIKES • WHAT WERE WE TALK-ING ABOUT, AGAIN?

Пять эволюционных стадий показаны как странные доисторические организмы: от одноклеточного OPS до бронированного TriceratOps. Шутка высмеивает усложнение корпоративных практик и бесконечное добавление приставок DevOps, DevSecOps и DevSecMLOps, сравнивая их с эволюцией динозавров.

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