Container Orchestration Overkill
bob: so how do I serve some html joe: it’s not a server, it’s a container orchestration system bob: ok it’s not a server. How do I send html to a browser? joe: You write a Dockerfile, helm chart, & CI pipeline bob: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? joe: I believe I did, Bob
A mock social-media conversation shows Bob asking how to serve HTML, while Joe responds with increasingly elaborate Docker, Helm, and CI requirements. The punchline is that modern DevOps tooling makes a simple task absurdly complicated, effectively telling Bob to go fuck himself.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиprofile avatar / аватар профиляtext conversation / текстовый диалогHTML code / HTML-кодserver / серверcontainer orchestration system / система оркестрации контейнеровweb browser / веб-браузерDockerfile / DockerfileHelm chart / Helm-чартCI pipeline / CI-пайплайн
- @dev_meme / 5953 2024-04-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×665 · 68.2 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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