No More Horses at Camp Navarro
Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement? You are one of our most experienced, soldiers? Then you were greener? • Uh... no more horses. Don't know why? You expect me to believe that, nugget? The truth is you get an experience point of every ... equipment, that has a ... out of your pay, and you'll end up ... • Okay, go be get sent. and two years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for the Doc's ... have ... Report to the armory and have a new ... assigned to you, then report back to me, Private ...
Кот показан на экране в стилистике старого терминала Fallout, пока закадровый военный объясняет новобранцу правила службы. Новобранец отвечает, что у него больше нет лошадей, а кот продолжает сухо выдавать абсурдные инструкции — это реакционный ролик про полную растерянность и бессмысленный бюрократический разговор. EN: A cat appears on a screen styled like an old Fallout terminal while an off-screen military figure explains the rules of service to a recruit. The recruit says that he has no more horses, and the cat continues delivering dry, absurd instructions—the clip works as a reaction to total confusion and meaningless bureaucratic conversation.
white-and-brown cat / бело-коричневый котretro computer monitor / ретро-мониторgreen terminal text / зелёный текст терминалаmilitary computer console / военная компьютерная консольvacuum tubes / электронные лампыdesert landscape / пустынный пейзажmountains / горыblack computer casing / чёрный корпус компьютераcontrol panel / панель управленияbuttons / кнопкиspeaker / динамикscreen / экран
- @eternalclassic / 50815 2024-05-12
- Type
- video, 0:38
- Size
- 484×360 · 3.3 MiB
- Mood
- absurd, deadpan
- Language
- en
- Added