WW3 Isn't Happening Pizza Rush

”WW3 isn’t happening” *every pizza/Chinese delivery place within 20 miles of the Pentagon right now*

A shocked young chef in a blue apron sits in a kitchen. The joke is that claims of “WW3 isn’t happening” would cause everyone near the Pentagon to order pizza and Chinese food immediately, referencing the internet rumor that a sudden spike in local food deliveries signals an impending military event. This is sent as an absurd reaction to geopolitical news or suspicious signs. EN: A shocked young chef in a blue apron sits in a kitchen. The joke is that claims of “WW3 isn’t happening” would cause everyone near the Pentagon to order pizza and Chinese food immediately, referencing the internet rumor that a sudden spike in local food deliveries signals an impending military event. This is sent as an absurd reaction to geopolitical news or suspicious signs.

• @eternalclassic / 50044 2024-04-26