Elven Dating Profile Standards
> Serious relationships only > Elven looking for his KING > My son Urgluk is my WORLD > Ulthuan nationalists and racists swipe left > MUST have your own manor and chariot if you're under 6'5
An elven-looking, heavily tattooed woman smokes beside a stroller containing a grinning goblin-like baby, while a fantasy figure stands in the background. The text parodies an online dating profile with absurdly demanding preferences, fantasy-world references, and an impossible height requirement. It is used as a reaction to ridiculous dating standards or bizarre character descriptions.
elf woman / эльфийкаgoblin baby / ребёнок-гоблинstroller / детская коляскаcigarette / сигаретаtattoos / татуировкиblack leather corset / чёрный кожаный корсетlong blond hair / длинные светлые волосыpointed ear / заострённое ухоfantasy figure / фантастическое существоmanor / поместьеchariot / колесницаtrees / деревьяclouds / облакаgrass / трава
- @eternalclassic / 43370 2023-12-15
- Type
- image
- Size
- 649×800 · 109.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
