Sayaka Mizono Shrine Tour
PS3 SAYAKA MIZONO DATING SIMULATOR M
A man eats at a fast-food restaurant before showing off an enormous Sayaka Mizono collection, including games, printed cutouts, wallpaper, floors, bathrooms, armed cardboard soldiers, and a giant outdoor tennis-court-sized image. The joke is the absurd escalation of anime fandom into turning an entire house and property into a shrine for one fictional character.
I love my waifu Saika Mizuno. We've gone everywhere, TuaZu, in a limo, multiple times to the mall, movie theater, ocean pool, restaurants, and all of the above. And I may be her most dedicated fan as it's a deep rabbit hole as, alongside that, I also have an RC car so she can move around with me if I want. All my consoles are covered with her, alongside all my game covers which I replace. I follow over 200 Mizuno accounts which is currently half the people I follow on Twitter. I have over $500 in commissioned artwork, some of us together. I also have Mibivul chainmail with all the push button pins that I've collected of her, which goes together with a sword and shield, which is entirely made out of her. But most importantly, I've turned my house into a church for Mizuno, and this is what the outside of my house looks like. Besides advertising the church in the front of my driveway, I also have multiple billboards outside, also advertising it for people driving by. My house is a legitimate place of worship though, as when you walk in you'll see a choir of sayakas alongside an 18-foot tall mural. Then if you go upstairs you can see the truly special part which is the walls and rooms of Sayaka Mizono as seen here and have gone as far as putting pages on the ceiling. Then when you come upstairs you'll see that the floor is completely covered with pages and extends all the way to this mini hallway. But the truly special part is this room right here which is the most decorated part inside of the house. Nothing is covered and is the the pinnacle of the Holy Land. Generally for the rest of the rooms upstairs they are all very similar, including my room and the two separate bathrooms I have upstairs. If you were wondering how I did this, they were all printed with my 10 photo printers which are also Psyche Myzeno. Now of course being concerned about robbers is a problem which is why I also have custom Myzeno Boom 6 which include a revolver, a rifle, an army knife, blessed ammo which I all keep for myself but also have an entire Psyche Myzeno militia which which I call the waifu warriors in order to guard my house and also the giant monuments that I've built which include a 25 foot tall cutout of her, 10 20 foot tall cutouts of her, 2 30 foot tall cutouts of her, and one cutout the size of half a tennis court.
- @memstash32 / 335 2024-07-29
- Type
- video, 2:06
- Size
- 360×638 · 12.2 MiB
- Mood
- absurd, cringey
- Language
- en
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