POV: We're on a Date Together

POV: We're on a date together Oka picks it up with his $@#&*$ but he squeezes it too tig You've seen that right? Well here's the thing. So at the time he had bee And each time he'd filled them up with water so that it would have resistance so $@#$ So he But what really happened Stuffed some tissue up there. And then he could out of his okay.

A split-screen video shows a long-haired man speaking dramatically on the left while a woman in a red shirt sits beside him as his date on the right. The subtitles recount an increasingly grotesque and absurd story about the “one guy one jar” incident, while the woman becomes uncomfortable and eventually leaves. The joke is the contrast between an ordinary date and the man’s horrifying oversharing, with the deadpan delivery making the bizarre story even funnier. EN: A split-screen video shows a long-haired man speaking dramatically on the left while a woman in a red shirt sits beside him as his date on the right. The subtitles recount an increasingly grotesque and absurd story about the “one guy one jar” incident, while the woman becomes uncomfortable and eventually leaves. The joke is the contrast between an ordinary date and the man’s horrifying oversharing, with the deadpan delivery making the bizarre story even funnier.

Okay, so you've seen one guy one jar, right? The one where a guy stands over a jar, then he squats down and picks it up with a s***, he squeezes it too tight, and the jar breaks inside of it, so there's a bunch of blood and glass drips out. You've seen that, right? Well, here's the thing. So at the time, he had been working his way up from smaller jars, getting bigger and bigger, and each time he'd filled them up with water so that it would have resistance so that it would prevent it from breaking in s***. This time he was just in a hurry, it was the biggest jar he had ever tried to pick up with his s***. So he winds up just hastily breaking it in there, doesn't make a sound. And a lot of people think that he died after this happened. But what really happened was he went to the bathroom, pulled as much glass out of his s*** as he could, stopped the bleeding, stuffed some tissue up there, and then he just went to work, went to the office, right after cleaning whatever glass he could out of his... okay.

• @sbunem / 75299 2024-06-12