M&Ms Went Woke

I was at a bodega this morning when I saw a small boy ask his mother for some candy. As I saw her hand reach for a package of M&Ms, I cried out and left my place in line to stop her. Once I informed her M&Ms had gone woke, she thanked me profusely and opted for a Twix instead.

A satirical tweet describes a self-proclaimed “alpha male” stopping a mother from buying M&Ms because the candy had supposedly “gone woke.” The punchline mocks culture-war outrage and exaggerated anti-woke reactions to ordinary brands. EN: A satirical tweet describes a self-proclaimed “alpha male” stopping a mother from buying M&Ms because the candy had supposedly “gone woke.” The punchline mocks culture-war outrage and exaggerated anti-woke reactions to ordinary brands.

• @eternalclassic / 26537 2023-01-17