The Commission Gets Weird
Hi, do you do commissions? Yep I'd like a drawing of a giant dragon having sex with a mountain. Both are enjoying it- ..No tha- I'll pay you $600 So how gaping should I make this mountain's butthole? I want you to follow your heart.
A young artist is asked by a bald customer to draw a giant dragon having sex with a mountain, then offered $600 for the commission. When the artist asks how wide the mountain’s butthole should be, the customer tells him to follow his heart, creating an absurd escalation of an already bizarre request. EN: A young artist is asked by a bald customer to draw a giant dragon having sex with a mountain, then offered $600 for the commission. When the artist asks how wide the mountain’s butthole should be, the customer tells him to follow his heart, creating an absurd escalation of an already bizarre request.
young artist / молодой художникbald customer / лысый заказчикdrawing desk / стол для рисованияchair / стулpencil / карандашpaper / бумагаspeech bubbles / речевые пузыриbrown sweater / коричневый свитерblue shirt / синяя рубашкаgiant dragon / гигантский драконmountain / гораbutthole / анусmoney / деньги
- @eternalclassic / 26376 2023-01-14
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 156.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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