Employee Reward Selection

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Congratulations, Employee B-576438933! You exceeded your weekly productivity quota by 55%! Please choose two rewards XXL Pod Leave your normal pod for a week and spend your free time in this larger, premium pod which even has room to stand up! Premium Bug Menu Replace your soy nutrient rations with one week of delicious treats including bug burgers, mealworm tacos and BBQ crickets! Intimacy Simulation Unit Bored of your free HD VR porn rations? Take pleasure to the next level with this state-of-the-art sex bot. Cuddle setting included. Happy Chemicals Spice up your mandatory anti-depressant implant with a week's worth of bonus serotonin, dopamine and oxytocin. You, but happier! Outdoor Experience Enjoy a blast from the past with a week's access to this super-realistic greenhouse dome. Complete with real plants, cool breezes, and believable sunlight!

What it means

A dystopian employee reward menu offers bizarre perks such as a larger living pod, bug-based food, a sex robot, mood-enhancing chemicals, and a simulated outdoor greenhouse. The joke is that basic human comforts have become scarce luxury rewards in a bleak future where people are rewarded for productivity with artificial substitutes for normal life.

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employee reward menu / меню наград для сотрудника large sleeping pod / большая жилая капсула small sleeping pod / маленькая жилая капсула burger / бургер mealworm tacos / тако с мучными червями BBQ crickets / сверчки барбекю female sex robot / женский секс-робот VR headset concept / концепция VR-гарнитуры serotonin implant / имплант серотонина dopamine / дофамин oxytocin / окситоцин greenhouse dome / купол-теплица real plants / настоящие растения sunlight / солнечный свет office productivity quota / офисная норма продуктивности