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Employee Productivity Rewards

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Congratulations, Employee B-576438933! You exceeded your weekly productivity quota by 55%! please choose a reward: XXL Pod Leave your normal pod for a week and spend your time in this larger, premium pod which even has room to stand up! Premium Bug Menu Replace your soy nutrient rations with one week of delicious treats including bugs, burgers, mealworm tacos and BBQ crickets! Intimacy Simulation Unit Bored of your free HD VR porn rotations? Take pleasure to the next level with this state-of-the-art sex bot. Cuddle setting included. 10 extra minutes in the Scream Room Outdoor Experience Enjoy a blast from the past with a week's access to this super-realistic greenhouse dome. Complete with real plants, cool breezes, and believeable sunlight!
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Сатирическая карточка наград для сотрудника антиутопической корпорации, который перевыполнил норму продуктивности. Вместо нормальных бонусов ему предлагают более просторную капсулу, блюда из насекомых, секс-бота, дополнительные минуты в комнате криков или искусственную природу. Шутка высмеивает эксплуатацию работников и превращение базовых человеческих потребностей в корпоративные привилегии.

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reward chart / таблица наградemployee ID number / идентификационный номер сотрудникаsleeping pod / спальная капсулаlarge pod interior / интерьер большой капсулыred wall panel / красная панель на стенеhamburger / гамбургерbugs / насекомыеmealworm tacos / тако с мучными червямиBBQ crickets / жареные сверчкиfemale sex robot / женский секс-роботVR headset / VR-гарнитураblue restroom-like booth / синяя кабинка, похожая на туалетscream room / комната криковgreenhouse dome / купол-теплицаreal plants / настоящие растенияgeometric glass roof / геометрическая стеклянная крышаartificial sunlight / искусственный солнечный свет
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#дистопия#антиутопия#корпорация#офис#работа#продуктивность#награда#сатирa#абсурд#капсула#баги#секс-бот#комната криков#искусственная природа#employee#productivity#corporate dystopia#reward#dark humor#reaction#comic#meme#screenshot#satire
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640×410 · 64.4 KiB
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absurd, satirical
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