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Sick Leave Excuse at Work

Sick Leave Excuse at Work

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JOHN, YOUR COMMIT FREQUENCY DROPPED 25% LESS LAST WEEK. ARE YOU QUIET QUITTING? SORRY BOSS, I WAS ON SICK LEAVE. NEXT TIME I'LL BE MORE ACTIVE
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A boss confronts John at a desk about his reduced commit frequency and asks whether he is quiet quitting. John explains that he was on sick leave, then promises to be more active next time. The joke uses software-development language and corporate productivity culture to make an ordinary absence sound like a performance issue.

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boss / начальникemployee / сотрудникman with brown hair / мужчина с каштановыми волосамиperson with gray cap / человек в серой кепкеdesk / письменный столlaptop / ноутбукcomputer monitor / компьютерный мониторoffice / офисspeech bubbles / речевые пузыриgray shirt / серая рубашкаblue shirt / синяя рубашкаbrown tabletop / коричневая столешницаchair / стулglasses / очки
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#work#работа#office#офис#boss#начальник#employee#сотрудник#sick leave#больничный#quiet quitting#тихое увольнение#commit frequency#productivity#продуктивность#corporate humor#айтишники#programming#программист#reaction#comic#комикс
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800×400 · 73.7 KiB
Mood
sarcastic
Language
en
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