Three Condoms Tech Support
SIGH What's up? Customer just put in a ticket...their system keeps locking up with high CPU spikes and slowness. They think they've been "hacked" and they're not happy. Hum...Sounds AV-ish...which antivirus are they using? Trend, McAfee and Symantec. ...on the same Yep. Tell them to wear three condoms the next time they have Sex and let us know how it works out. If I didn't value my job...
A tech support worker asks which antivirus software a frustrated customer uses and learns they have Trend, McAfee, and Symantec installed simultaneously. The technician jokes that they should wear three condoms, creating a crude comparison between excessive antivirus protection and excessive contraception, then worries about keeping the job. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to overprotection, redundant software, or an especially risky technical setup. EN: A tech support worker asks which antivirus software a frustrated customer uses and learns they have Trend, McAfee, and Symantec installed simultaneously. The technician jokes that they should wear three condoms, creating a crude comparison between excessive antivirus protection and excessive contraception, then worries about keeping the job. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to overprotection, redundant software, or an especially risky technical setup.
- @dev_meme / 1137 2020-03-14
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- image
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- 640×640 · 80.5 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, crude
- Language
- en
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