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Metrics Change Backfires at Work

Metrics Change Backfires at Work

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BOB, MAKE THESE CHANGES. BUT IT MIGHT IMPACT OUR METRICS. JUST DO WHAT I SAY. 1 MONTH LATER OUR METRICS ARE DOWN. WHO AUTHORISED THESE CHANGES? NEXT TIME, CONSULT ME BEFORE MAKING ANY CHANGES.
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A manager orders Bob to make changes despite his warning that they might hurt the metrics. After the metrics fall, the manager blames Bob and demands consultation next time, capturing the absurdity of contradictory workplace instructions.

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two office workers / два офисных работникаmanager / менеджерemployee named Bob / сотрудник по имени Бобdesk / письменный столlaptop / ноутбукcoffee mug / кофейная кружкаoffice / офисblue dress / синее платьеred tie / красный галстукblack hair / чёрные волосыspeech bubbles / речевые пузыриfour-panel comic / комикс из четырёх панелейangry expression / сердитое выражение лицаdownward metrics / падающие показатели
Tags
#workplace#office#metrics#management#boss#employee#work humor#workplace humor#sarcasm#contradictory instructions#blame#corporate#менеджмент#офис#работа#начальник#показатели#метрики#сарказм#ирония#комикс#reaction#meme
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Template
four-panel workplace comic
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image
Size
640×640 · 82.5 KiB
Mood
sarcastic
Language
en
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