Manic Cat Reincarnation Theory

That time I was manic and wanted to steal this cat from animal control because I thought he was my deceased cat reincarnated so I googled “who is most likely to commit a crime” and google said poor people so I asked a little Cesar’s employee if she would do it for a $160 and she said yes

A fluffy black cat stares at the camera while a caption tells a bizarre story about someone in a manic episode believing the cat was their deceased pet reincarnated. They searched who was most likely to commit a crime, interpreted the result as poor people, and asked a Little Caesars employee to steal the cat for $160. The joke comes from the absurd escalation and the deadpan connection between the search result and the restaurant employee.

• @fknktty / 10872 2024-03-26