Doctor of Conference Abstracts
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board? Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of... Flight attendant: It’s 11:52 PM and the passenger in 37F has a conference abstract due in seven minutes. It’s currently 50 words over the limit. Me: Okay. I’m here.
A flight attendant asks whether there is a doctor on board, and the speaker initially implies they are not the relevant kind of doctor. The punchline is that the “medical emergency” is actually an academic abstract exceeding its word limit, so the speaker responds as an academic doctor ready to help. It is used as a reaction to humorously portray academic expertise or last-minute editing assistance.
airplane / самолётflight attendant / бортпроводникpassenger / пассажирairplane seat / кресло самолётаconference abstract / тезисы конференцииtext document / текстовый документsocial media post / публикация в соцсетиprofile avatar / аватар профиляflag emoji / эмодзи флагаblack background / чёрный фон
- @rzeczyzabawne / 17336 2024-07-12
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 82.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, academic
- Language
- en
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