Church Confession Takes a Dark Turn

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Church confessions for I have sinned. I just. I really felt like a killing somebody, so I got a gun and I I shot up a mall and I killed 100 people. It's okay. Jesus will accept you as long as you accept him into your heart. woah woah Phuck Cheese WCU

What it means

Two young men sit side by side in a makeshift church-confession setup. One confesses to an extremely serious mass shooting, while the other calmly offers a forgiving Christian response before suddenly realizing how disturbing the confession is. The joke comes from the absurdly delayed reaction and deadpan delivery, making it useful as a reaction to someone saying something unexpectedly horrifying.

Speech

Forgive me father for I've seen go on my son. I Just I really felt like a Killing somebody so I got a gun and I I shot up a mall and I killed a hundred people It's okay. Jesus will accept you as long as you accept him Yeah, that's that's what my husband

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