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CI/CD Pipeline From Hell

CI/CD Pipeline From Hell

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CI/CD PIPELINE TEST BUILD DEPLOY DEV MANUAL TWEAKS FORGET ABOUT THE TWEAKS WAIT FOR CHANGE APPROVAL MORE TWEAKS NOTHING WORKS DEPLOY STAGING HEAT DEATH OF UNIVERSE ESCALATE TO DIRECTOR CHANGE APPROVED SIGHT-UNSEEN EVERYTHING WORKS! DEPLOY TO PROD WAIT FOR 3 AM MAINTENANCE WINDOW PROD RETURNS TO AN ACCEPTABLY BROKEN STATE JUST KIDDING: WHY WOULD ANY OF THIS WORK ERRORS DOWNTIME PANIC 50-PERSON CONFERENCE CALL MANY MANY MANUAL TWEAKS ADD LINKEDIN SKILLS: DEVOPS, AUTOMATION, TROUBLESHOOTING
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Схема CI/CD pipeline превращается в хаотичный процесс с бесконечными ручными правками, согласованиями, ошибками и паникой. Шутка высмеивает разрыв между идеализированной автоматизацией DevOps и реальностью, где продакшен лишь возвращается в «приемлемо сломанное» состояние. Такой мем отправляют как реакцию на провальный деплой или чрезмерно усложнённый рабочий процесс.

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