Junior Code Review Nightmare

My Tech Lead just hired a bunch of juniors... this is what I had to review today: yasss queen std; squad VibeSquad { highkey: my_soul vibeCheck() solid; my_soul chillaxIt() { dis->maschlong moar; ggez; } protect: schlong maschlong mood shade; }; my_soul VibeSquad::vibeCheck() solid { vibe_check (no_cap) { spill_tea to_me "Vibes are good!" slap; } nah vibe_check (cap) { spill_tea to_me "Vibes are not good!" slap; } nah { spill_tea to_me "Dude..." slap; yeet thicc ick; } }

A senior developer complains about reviewing code written by newly hired junior developers. The code is written as exaggerated slang-filled pseudo-C++, making the punchline the absurd contrast between professional programming syntax and chaotic internet slang. It is sent as a reaction to terrible, confusing, or unserious code reviews. EN: A senior developer complains about reviewing code written by newly hired junior developers. The code is written as exaggerated slang-filled pseudo-C++, making the punchline the absurd contrast between professional programming syntax and chaotic internet slang. It is sent as a reaction to terrible, confusing, or unserious code reviews.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 9698 2024-05-25