Rewrite It in Assembly
my node.js code is a little slow "rewrite it in Go" "rewrite it in Rust" "rewrite it in Assembly you cowards"
A group of armed people sit in a courtroom while different programmers demand increasingly low-level rewrites of Node.js code. The joke mocks the tendency to respond to slow software by insisting it be rewritten in Go, Rust, or absurdly in Assembly, regardless of whether that is necessary. EN: A group of armed people sit in a courtroom while different programmers demand increasingly low-level rewrites of Node.js code. The joke mocks the tendency to respond to slow software by insisting it be rewritten in Go, Rust, or absurdly in Assembly, regardless of whether that is necessary.
man in a suit / мужчина в костюмеtwo women with guns / две женщины с пистолетамиhandgun / пистолетcourtroom / зал судаwooden pews / деревянные скамьиpeople sitting / сидящие людиdark clothing / тёмная одеждаblurred foreground person / размытый человек на переднем планеwhite caption text / белый текст подписи
- @profunctor_io / 3893 2020-01-19
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- image
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- 800×800 · 132.8 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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