Unity versus RPG Maker 2003

Company is going to hell Weird subscription based shit now Shady shit going on behind the scenes Refuses to listen to developers even when they say they want feedback NEWS > GAMING NEWS Unity CEO says developers not monetising games early are “fucking idiots” Unity GameMaker™ Pay for it once for like two dollars Actually good default assets Huge but tight-knit developer community Doesn't even pretend to listen to developers because its almost two decades old and who would use this thing Wait how do I make a run button? Seriously? It takes too much fucking code? No scripting capabilities, you have to do your taxes in a foreign language any time you want to make the simplest feature RPG MAKER 2003 Uh how do variables work? Why can't I change a character's graphics mid-battle without all this bim-battery What do you mean you need an image of a boat to function properly? I don't even have a boat in my fucking game

Мем сравнивает Unity и GameMaker с RPG Maker 2003: современные движки изображены как проблемные и враждебные к разработчикам, а старый RPG Maker — как мощный и удобный инструмент с хорошими ассетами и сообществом. Шутка строится на контрасте между саркастическими претензиями к Unity и преувеличенными жалобами на нелепые ограничения RPG Maker, поэтому мем отправляют, когда хотят высмеять сложность разработки или ностальгически похвалить старый инструмент. EN: The meme compares Unity and GameMaker with RPG Maker 2003: modern engines are portrayed as problematic and hostile to developers, while the old RPG Maker is shown as a powerful, convenient tool with good assets and a community. The joke relies on the contrast between sarcastic complaints about Unity and exaggerated complaints about RPG Maker’s absurd limitations, so people share it to mock the difficulty of game development or nostalgically praise an old tool.

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