Santa Claus Rejects Little Tim's SQL Injection

A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];-- HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

Santa Claus jokes that Little Tim attempted to manipulate the Nice List with an SQL injection, but Santa says he manages everything with interconnected Excel spreadsheets instead. The punchline contrasts sophisticated database humor with an absurdly unprofessional spreadsheet-based workflow. EN: Santa Claus jokes that Little Tim attempted to manipulate the Nice List with an SQL injection, but Santa says he manages everything with interconnected Excel spreadsheets instead. The punchline contrasts sophisticated database humor with an absurdly unprofessional spreadsheet-based workflow.

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