Programming Languages Political Compass
Authoritarian SWIFT apple iOS C# corporation microsoft JAI closed src gamedev ADA military semi-open RUST furry clear political bias JAVA cross-platform fat C++ industry std featureful C COBOL legacy market banking Left ZIG build.zig JAVASCRIPT genderless types GOLANG just works very easy PYTHON imports employable very easy HASKELL academic jobless RUBY japanese weebs C simplicity can do anything ASM no respect for intellectual property Right Libertarian
A political compass chart categorizes programming languages from authoritarian to libertarian and from left to right. Each language is paired with a stereotype about its ecosystem, users, or design philosophy, such as Swift being tied to Apple, Haskell being academic and jobless, and Python being employable and easy. The joke is sent as a reaction to debates about programming languages and their communities.
political compass chart / политический компасprogramming language logos / логотипы языков программированияApple logo / логотип AppleC# logo / логотип CJava logo / логотип JavaC++ logo / логотип C++Python logo / логотип PythonRust crab / краб RustHaskell logo / логотип HaskellRuby gem / драгоценный камень RubyC logo / логотип CASM logo / логотип ASMcolored grid / цветная сеткаaxis labels / подписи осей
- @profunctor_io / 11110 2025-09-20
- @ithueti / 16861 2025-09-21
- @dev_meme / 7265 2025-10-13
- @profunctor_io / 11161 2025-10-13
- Template
- Political Compass
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×548 · 67.7 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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