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Authoritarian Left Right Libertarian Terror Cell Asset Has a PhD Actively targets CS majors victim of MKUltra Masters Student All their friends are employed Regrets pursuing higher education VR Chat Dev Hasn't been outside since March 2020 Investment Firm Developer One of 3 devs in the whole company Made $6k in bonuses Lockheed Martin Rocket Telemetry Engineer Top-secret clearance Devout patriot Has to pass a drug test every 6 months NSA cybersecurity asset Has access to state secrets Will be assassinated by the government via remote car hack after they give classified their assignment CCP Cybersecurity Engineer Proudly steals western technology on the behalf of the CCP Independent Game Developer Has 2 family members Games for $4.99 on Steam, sells 3 copies total per month Lives off Patreon Legacy Codebase Programmer Maintaining a 22-year-old codebase They copy and paste in the company that knows what they do Government Contractor Makes below-average salary Project ended 6 months ago, gets paid Fed The Fed Hands child predators on the deep web Active member of 7 different Discord servers Saudia Exchanging Student Went to an American university Returned to Saudi Arabia to work for a petroleum company Linux Kernel Engineer Has a git alias for most obscure commands for the Linux OS, has never been and still underpaid The CS Professor Known every data structure, can't center a div in CSS Doesn't even own a computer, however has a 3D mouse paper Devops Hasn't slept for 72 hours Calls it Call it 24/7 another job because all the other known words FAANG Engineer Has solved every Leetcode problem Makes $300k / year, doesn't spend it Will code after Engineer on HR-mandated Paid Leave Has a little evidence of sexual harassment on Microsoft Teams Got 2 weeks in 2 weeks The Job Hopper Will switch jobs every 12 months, gets 30% raise every time Knows too much about politics at work Contributes bare minimum, spends all day on 4chan Unemployed Graduate Has a degree GPA, can't wait to resume project 200 job, boasted by everyone Asp.Net Dev Only knows C# and SQL thinks every new language is passing full with to work a computer outside of work Laid Off Engineer Spent 10 years in the same job, replaced by a new graduate anyway Data Science Engineer Didn't even major in CS, has a Statistics degree Works for an insurance company Electrical Engineer Took one programming class in college 70% of their job now is writing code Spent countless hours learning Matlab will never use it in their career John McAfee Wanted by federal authorities Has a chance to cash out early, became a narco anyway Died under circumstances Minecraft Modder Will literally only program for Minecraft All-Women Startup 1.7m followers on LinkedIn, legitimately posting adult content niche culture in STEAM JavaScript Dev Never went to college, started programming at age 7 Loves all forms of social media Carbon Developer Language released 2 weeks ago, Somehow already an expert on all forms of social media Eastern European Developer Writes $15k/year Will accept any job Python Developer Will never use another language Spends 5 hours automating 5 minute jobs Defense Contractor Contributes to development of coronavirus weapon “Someone will do it anyway” Open-Source Developer Started coding after they watched The Matrix Developed entire C++ library, has $10 in their AAA Game Dev Worked 96 hours this week Tries to interact with gamers on Twitter, gets flagged for calling them that's outside their country JavaScript Dev Never went to college, started programming at age 7 Loves all forms of social media Empornium Admin Expert in peer-to-peer data transfer Webhub is how I changed since 2011 Growing collection of NAS and drives Schizophrenic Developer Developed TempOS Has a in documentary about them by Vice and Wired Silk Road Admin Wanted by the FBI Uses only public WiFi and Tails

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Большая сатирическая таблица распределяет разные типы программистов и технических специалистов по политической оси от авторитарных до либертарианских и от левых до правых. В каждой клетке карикатурный персонаж сопровождается стереотипным описанием его работы, дохода, убеждений или странных привычек. Мем используют как абсурдную политическую карту айтишников и реакцию на споры о профессиях, идеологиях и культуре разработчиков.

Who

John McAfee

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