Password Storage Foreign Keys Joke
PRO TIP: Store all passwords in one table and use foreign keys to reference them. Most users reuse passwords anyway. We went from 100GB to 3GB.
A programming-themed tweet jokes about storing passwords in a single database table and referencing them with foreign keys. The punchline is that password reuse dramatically reduces storage from 100GB to 3GB, treating a serious security flaw as an optimization.
- @profunctor_io / 11121 2025-09-27
- Template
- tweet screenshot
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×213 · 24.8 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
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