You're so poor that when AWS goes down, you can still get into your house.
A tweet jokes about someone being so poor that their house has no AWS-connected smart lock or security system. The punchline contrasts cloud-service outages with ordinary physical access, making it a tech-industry poverty reaction meme.
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AWS Services Already Known
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I Miss Programming So Much
ChatGPT Can't Center a Div
AWS US-East-1 Down Horror
Firefox Support Gets Trolled
AWS Regions Keep Going Down
Working With AWS Be Like
Programmers Fighting Over Programming Languages
Smart Lock Lost Power
When Stack Overflow Has No Answer
Internet Trying to Break My App
AWS Spending Limit Bot
Senior Developers Write Bad Systems
Spend More Time on the Computer
Stumping the IT Guy
Storagepilled AWS Sales Rep
Durov Reports Broken Links
You Only Live Once, Game More
Clients Cannot Describe Requirements
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Corporate Accounts Lose Control
Marking Emails Unread Again
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Daylight Saving Time Stove Conspiracy
Smart Water Purifier Offline
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When You Press a Muscle Knot
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You Only Live Once Computer Joke
Async Creates Two Problems
