Can I consecrate this for communion?

Can I consecrate this for communion? A guide to getting kicked out of seminary Ingredient purist (body must be made of wheat flour, water, salt; blood must be made from grapes) Ingredient neutral (body may substitute any grain, blood may be from any fruit) Ingredient radical (body and blood may be made from any ingredients) Structure purist (body must be an unleavened wafer, blood must be alcoholic) Red wine and communion wafers can be consecrated for communion Hard cider and corn chips can be consecrated for communion Vodka and Lunchables can be consecrated for communion Structure neutral (body may be any bread, blood may be any juice) Grape juice and tortillas can be consecrated for communion Tomato juice and cornbread can be consecrated for communion A kale smoothie and a turkey sandwich can be consecrated for communion Structure radical (body may be any carbohydrate, blood may be carbonated) Champagne and plain pasta can be consecrated for communion LaCroix and corn fritters can be consecrated for communion Mountain Dew and deep dish pizza can be consecrated for communion

Это сатирическая таблица о том, какие продукты можно было бы использовать для христианского причастия при разных уровнях строгости к ингредиентам и форме хлеба и вина. От традиционных вина и облатки она постепенно переходит к водке с Lunchables, газировке и пицце, высмеивая богословские споры и чрезмерно радикальные трактовки. Мем используют как абсурдную реакцию на попытки оправдать нестандартный заменитель чего-либо. EN: This is a satirical chart about which foods could be used for Christian communion under different levels of strictness about the ingredients and form of the bread and wine. It gradually moves from traditional wine and wafers to vodka with Lunchables, soda, and pizza, mocking theological arguments and overly radical interpretations. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to attempts to justify an unconventional substitute for something.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 10330 2023-06-28