Aggressive Knitting Machine
there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is, she’s at it again
A Tumblr-style text post describes an intimidating woman on a train who knits extremely fast, rapidly eats a sandwich and chips, and immediately resumes knitting. The joke exaggerates her speed and appetite by comparing her to a relentless knitting machine, making the narrator feel comically intimidated. EN: A Tumblr-style text post describes an intimidating woman on a train who knits extremely fast, rapidly eats a sandwich and chips, and immediately resumes knitting. The joke exaggerates her speed and appetite by comparing her to a relentless knitting machine, making the narrator feel comically intimidated.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 9230 2023-05-19
- Template
- Tumblr text post
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×678 · 58.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, intimidated
- Language
- en
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