Sex Isn't Sexy Unless It's Gross

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed till only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting. you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet. What are your thoughts on musk? i hope he dies

A Tumblr-style text post argues that sexiness requires some natural, animalistic roughness rather than polished, artificial perfection. Another user asks for thoughts on Musk, and the original poster replies with an abruptly hostile “i hope he dies,” creating an absurd anti-Musk punchline. EN: A Tumblr-style text post argues that sexiness requires some natural, animalistic roughness rather than polished, artificial perfection. Another user asks for thoughts on Musk, and the original poster replies with an abruptly hostile “i hope he dies,” creating an absurd anti-Musk punchline.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 8422 2023-04-23