Cat Asserting Dominance
Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.
The meme shows two humorous text posts about asserting dominance over a cat. The first describes randomly picking up a cat and placing it nearby to confuse it, while the second claims superiority by turning off the laser pointer. The joke is that ordinary human actions are framed as displays of overwhelming power from the cat’s perspective, making it useful as a reaction to playful dominance or petty victories. EN: The meme shows two humorous text posts about asserting dominance over a cat. The first describes randomly picking up a cat and placing it nearby to confuse it, while the second claims superiority by turning off the laser pointer. The joke is that ordinary human actions are framed as displays of overwhelming power from the cat’s perspective, making it useful as a reaction to playful dominance or petty victories.
- @fknktty / 9097 2023-12-07
- Template
- Tumblr text post
- Type
- image
- Size
- 660×800 · 108.8 KiB
- Mood
- саркастичный, абсурдный
- Language
- en
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