Jarvis Gene Editing Program
Jarvis, initiate gene editing program. Reduce nipple size, make thinner, thinner, thinner, good enough, Jarvis delete predesposition for seed oils & birth control, face at risk of being too round. Jarvis shrink forehead 14.7%, recalibrate jaw angle to 87 degrees, Jarvis optimize skin pH to 5.5, increase collagen density 43%, Jarvis adjust eye symmetry to 1:1.618 ratio, pre-extract 33% of subcutaneous fat from cheeks, boost hair keratin by 300 grams, enhance vocal frequency to 432hz.
A man is shown behind futuristic facial-scanning interfaces while issuing Jarvis an absurdly detailed list of genetic and cosmetic modifications. The joke parodies extreme looksmaxxing and biohacking, treating minor insecurities as problems an AI assistant can scientifically redesign.
man / мужчинаfuturistic holographic interface / футуристический голографический интерфейсfacial scanner / сканер лицаdigital eye display / цифровой дисплей глазаblue HUD elements / синие элементы HUDportrait photo / портретная фотографияsocial media post / публикация в соцсетиblack background / чёрный фон
- @memstash32 / 585 2025-03-19
- Type
- image
- Size
- 546×800 · 95.3 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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