Time Machine for Winona Ryder
"Would you go back in time and kill baby hitler?" "Absolutely" "Good luck", says Prof. Shaley, handing me the keys to the time machine. I immediately set the target date to 1990 and set about trying to fuck a 19 year old Winona Ryder
A tweet jokes about someone agreeing to travel through time to kill baby Hitler, then using the time machine to pursue 19-year-old Winona Ryder instead. The punchline is the abrupt selfish change of plan and the absurd misuse of a heroic time-travel mission.
tweet screenshot / скриншот твитаbearded profile avatar / бородатый аватар профиляtext post / текстовый постquotation marks / кавычкиtime machine / машина времениtime travel / путешествие во времениkeys / ключиdate 1990 / дата 1990 годаyoung woman / молодая женщинаsocial media interface / интерфейс соцсети
- @beobanka / 60418 2026-08-20
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- darkly comic
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