There is to be absolutely NO Masturbating while on the clock. ALL employees must clock out or masturbate on their own time. Thank you
A workplace notice awkwardly bans masturbation during working hours and tells employees to clock out first. The joke is the overly literal, bureaucratic wording of an obviously absurd policy.
Stop Crying Before Work
Zero Hours Having Sex
Extra Ten Minute Break
Open to Mutual Masturbation
No Dick Sucking In The Library
Masturbation Breaks at Work
Life Is Like a Dick
Employees Crying Before Work
Please Don’t Wait in Our Waiting Room
Please Do Not Announce Masturbation
Mustard Packets Under the Toilet Rim
Metro Masturbation Break Contradiction
Confiscating Your Penis
Bathroom Stall Business Progression
Closed Because Someone Shit on the Floor
Fired for Masturbating on Zoom
The Sex Room Is Closed
Японский туалетный дзен
Return to the Office Culture
Closing Early Nobody Wants to Work
Sucking Dick Is Slavery
Long Hair Must Be Tied Up
Bathroom Smell Test Notice
My Dick Is Big
Proud Penis Owner
Where Are All the Good Men?
Mandatory Overtime Without Notice
Stop the Train at Slutstation
Comments in My Code Be Like
Tech Workers Not Welcome
Penis After Three Partners
Stop the Train, We're Home
Please Do Not Clip Your Nails
No Immigrant Took Your Job
Do Not Suck Your Own Cock
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