Tea Alignment Chart

Tea Alignment Chart ingredient purist ingredient neutral ingredient rebel tea must be made from leaves tea must be made from plants tea can be made from anything preparation purist tea must be made by boiling the main ingredient to extract its flavor black tea is a tea coffee is a tea pho is a tea preparation neutral tea can also be made by mixing a powder into water matcha is a tea miso soup is a tea kraft mac&cheese is a tea preparation rebel tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid a clogged gutter is a tea crude oil is a tea saturn is a tea

A tea alignment chart classifies drinks and other substances by how strictly they fit definitions of tea ingredients and preparation. It becomes increasingly absurd, calling pho, Kraft mac and cheese, crude oil, a clogged gutter, and even Saturn a tea. The meme is used as a humorous reaction to overly broad categorization and pedantic arguments about definitions.

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